A redneck with a bucket of LIVE fish was approached recently by a game warden as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”
“Naw, sir, “replied the redneck. “I don’t need any of them there papers. These here fish are my PET FISH.”
“Pet fish??” replied the warden.
“Yep, once a week, I bring these here fish of mine down to the lake and let them swim round for a while. Then I whistle and they swim right back into my net and I take’em home.”
“What a line of bull…. you’re under arrest.”
The redneck said, “It’s the truth, Mr. Gov’ment man. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
The warden smirked and said “You do, do you, PROVE IT!” The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, Whut?” said the redneck. The warden asked, “When are you going to call them back?” “Call who back”said the redneck. “The FISH,” replied the warden! “Whut fish?” asked the redneck.
I have heard this story told in many ways and it makes me laugh every time I see it.
ReplyDeleteYep Mel, most have heard this story but I couldn't resist.
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