Mr. Bunny lived in the meadow across the road from the ten acre woods. He spent most of his days with his wife and 12 children in their beautiful two hole house, only coming out in the early morning and late evening to eat. Something was different about this day and Mr. Bunny could probably sense it. While Mr. Bunny was enjoying a second helping of fresh clover, he was suddenly and brutally attacked. The evidence indicates that Mr. Bunny struggled with his attacker but was not able to free himself. He was killed on the spot and his body was dragged from the meadow, across the street, and down the ten acre drive.
Forensic evidence suggests
that Mr. Bunny died from bite marks around the neck area. Also, the time of
death cannot be certain, but rigamortis had set in and Mr. Bunny was likely killed
sometimes on the evening of the 15th.
While police were canvassing the area, another body was
discovered only 25ft up the drive from Mr. Bunny. This body was that of a field
rat that also lived in the meadow. It appears this victim was murdered in the
same fashion as Mr. Bunny however, evidence indicates Mr. Rat was killed on the
morning of the 16th.
Police indicated that there are four known predators of interest. All four are being interviewed.
Mr. Storm
Mr. Stormy is a grumpy 4 year old cat. Police commented that it was difficult to get anything out of Stormy. After interviewing Mr. Stormy, Police have concluded that Mr. Stormy is a house cat and has never been outside. Stormy commented "I did not do it, there is no way. I’m a full time house kitty!"
Mr. Stormy is a grumpy 4 year old cat. Police commented that it was difficult to get anything out of Stormy. After interviewing Mr. Stormy, Police have concluded that Mr. Stormy is a house cat and has never been outside. Stormy commented "I did not do it, there is no way. I’m a full time house kitty!"
Mr. Gray
Mr. Gray was very cooperative and seemed to like the
attention even suggesting a suspect. Mr. Gray commented that he bet that it was that
mean cat Spot Nose that lives outside. Police have also concluded that Mr. Gray
is a full time house kiddy and had no means of leaving the house at the time of
the murders.
Mr. Creamy
Mr. Creamy is an indoor/outdoor cat. He is a loner and
kind of crazy. Police have determined that Mr. Creamy had the means and the
motive to murder the field animals. In fact, Mr. Creamy was outdoors and no one
had seen Mr. Creamy during the time of the murders. Creamy is a cat of
interest.
Mr. Spot Nose
NO PICTURE AVAILABLE FOR SPOT NOSE
Mr. Spot Nose is the bully of the neighborhood. He beats
up every cat that’s near and has even been seen chasing wild turkeys. Police
can’t even find Spot Nose to interview. Spot Nose is a cat of interest.
Police have completed a profile of the murderer that
suggests the murderer is a predator, likes for his victims to be found, kills
in the early morning or late evening, is a pathological murderer who preys on
small helpless field animals. A policeman was quoted as saying “we have a
serial killer in our neighborhood” stay in your hole. Stay Tuned for more
information on this riveting story…………….
Mr. Gray seemed to offer to much information to be completely innocent. I think he needs to go downtown for a second interview.
ReplyDeleteMy money is on Mr. Creamy the crazy cat. An eyewitness has seen him in the meadow chasing a butterfly.
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