The Great Blue Heron Fly Company proudly presents the Superlative Waders. The Superlative Wader is completely new and innovative in wader design and is found nowhere else in the world. You already know that not all waders are created equal, but you will love how these waders make you feel. It took years of research to develop such a Superlative Wader. When you step in the water with these babies, you will be noticed, trust us. Check out all of these advantages and we are sure you will agree. Click image to enlarge.
Now for the real story. The Great Blue Heron Fly Company is not a real company so don't Google it and no such waders exist because suede and water don't mix well. Every once in a while I have to let a little creativity out and today was the day. I have discovered that creativity is like gas, everybody has it, it needs to come out, it either comes in little spurts or all at once, and don't let it build-up or you'll explode. I hope you find it humorous.
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